Birther Queen Orly Taitz Explains to Judge: She Is Pretty Much Thurgood Marshall, Yo
Help! We are having trouble keeping track of all the crazy shit that weird melted plastic creature lawyer Orly Taitz has done. We need some sort of Orly Taitz tracker, or day planner, or iPhone app. Just last month, she lawsplained to us all that if a judge won’t force a private college to reveal The One’s transcripts, we are all living in Nazi Germany. Six months before that, she ran for Senate in California and released an amazing clip art YouTube horrorshow of a campaign video. She has filed lawsuit after lawsuit after lawsuit (oh, for fuck’s sake, use the Google. We’re not going to embed that many hotlinks back to Wonkette) with levels of insane ranging from epic to batshit. And the hits just keep on coming:
The 52-year-old lawyer-dentist-real estate agent from Laguna Niguel brought her years-long battle to oust Barack Obama from the presidency to a federal courtroom Thursday in Sacramento.
Her appearance was part of a last-minute bid to stop the counting of electoral college votes in Washington, D.C., that will pave the way for the president’s second inauguration Jan. 21.
She failed. Again.
Taitz responded by comparing herself to Thurgood Marshall and his persistence in filing suits to fight segregation. She explained that one of the plaintiffs is a Republican elector for Mitt Romney, who came in second to Obama in November.
You know what? We got nothing. Reality has exceeded parody by SO FUCKING FAR now that the Editrix can likely get rid of us all, as Orly Taitz’ mere existence will provide enough material forever and ever.
- Judge To Birther Orly Taitz: “Evidence Is Not Stuff Printed From the Internet” (thedailydolt.com)
- Orly Taitz Loses Obama College Records Suit In California Court (huffingtonpost.com)
- Judge savagely ridicules Orly Taitz in Jan 3rd hearing. (genomega1.wordpress.com)
- Birther Queen Orly Taitz Loses Another Court Case, Maybe Just Cause She’s Batshit Crazy?! (theageofblasphemy.wordpress.com)
- Birther Dentist Keeps Trying to Drill Obama (hispanicbusiness.com)
- Orly Taitz’s Obama ‘birther’ claims rejected in court again (sacbee.com)
- Orly Taitz Is The New Thurgood Marshall Now (tbogg.firedoglake.com)
- Birther Queen Orly Taitz Explains to Judge: She Is Pretty Much Thurgood Marshall, Yo (wonkette.com)