God Nut Alex Jones’s Video Cannibal Porn Confession; Jones Says he Wants to “Eat Your Ass”


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Donald Trump’s political ally Alex Jones described his cannibal fetish in an online video with gruesome detail.

Stalking, killing, skinning, gutting, chopping up and eating his neighbors, to feed himself and his children.

Alex Jones; a serial conspiracy nut, makes loud emphasis on his “drinking blood” and “eating ass” as apparently his personal choice beverage and flesh portions.

Evoking his blood-craving Christian god; cannibal Jone’s pledged, “I swear to God, if it’s the last thing I do I’m going to get my hands around your throat.”

Jones is a like-minded political ally of Televangelist sycophant Donald Trump.

Trump praised Jones, massaging Jones’s ego by saying “Your reputation is amazing”

VIDEO BELOW:-

JONES: I’ll admit it. I will eat my neighbors, I’m not letting my kids die. I’m just bein’ honest. My superpower is bein’ honest.

‘Kay.

JONES: I’m literally looking at my neighbors now and going: I’m ready to hang them up and gut them and skin them and chop them up, you know what? I’m ready. My daughters aren’t starving to death, I’ll eat my neighbors.

He will eat his neighbors to keep his daughters from starving to death. How … how exactly does he feed his daughters?

JONES: See? My superpower is bein’ honest. I’ll eat your ass. I will!

Alex Jones is being superpower honest about eating your ass.

JONES: I’m — combat model, optimal self-sufficiency, probably the leader. The point is have you thought about that yet …

Have we thought about Alex Jones eating our ass? Hard no.

JONES: … because I’m somebody that thought I could fix this and I’m starting to think about having to eat my neighbors. You think I like sizing up my neighbor, hell I’m gonna haul him up by a chain and chop his ass up?

It’s going to hurt Alex Jones to eat your ass more than it hurts you.

JONES: I’ll do it! My children aren’t going hungry! I will eat your ass!

These! Seem! Like! Unrelated! Thoughts!

JONES: And that’s why I want the globalists to know, I will eat your ass first.

Legs up, (((globalists)))! (When far-Right conspiracy theorists with pretty obvious mental issues mention “globalists,” they mean Jews.)

JONES: You’re not – we’re gonna dig you out of those bunkers, we’re gonna dig you out of those holes, you make us eat up – let me tell you something right now: I swear to god if it’s the last thing I do I’m gonna get my hands around your throat and you know that’s why you’re beggin’ for peace right now. You should’ve thought about that when you turned out Christ a long time ago. You wanna meet with me you satanist!? Meet with me!?

Oh boy. Wow. This has to do with Christ, somehow? Is that because of the (((globalists)))? Yes. Alex Jones is going to … strangle (((globalists))). For Jesus. Huh.

JONES: How about you get on your knees to Christ, you’d meet with my boss right now! But you can’t do it. You think you can meet with some low-level nobody? I’m nobody! You think Christ would eat somebody? He would never eat do that? He would never do that. I will.

Christ would not eat your ass. But Alex Jones would. Christ is the Prince of Peace, not the Prince of EAT YOUR ASS. Alex Jones is the ass-eat prince.

JONES: I’m not gonna watch my daughters starve to death!

And if asses must get eated to prevent that from happening, get Alex Jones a bib!

Credit; section above with comments and Jones quotes via Evan Hurst at Wonkette.com

What could Alex Jones be wiping off of his mouth?! | Source: REUTERS / Jim Bourg

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